bauer power

the power of jack bauer, the lead character on the show word24.

theres gonna be some major BAUER POWER tonight on 24!

by jfndsjgfg November 7, 2003

Bauer-Off

To masturbate.

"Yo dude what are you up to for the night?"

"I think I'm gonna shower, Bauer, then start drinking."

"Come on, always Bauer-Off before the shower."

"Yeah, you're right."

by Mellamokyle April 14, 2009

max bauer

max Bauer is an absolute island. he is not as cool as the other max in the core class, so he is referred to as lindsy.

god Max Bauer is annoying and has fake yeezys.
"oath what an island"

by yeah yeah man September 8, 2020

Jack Bauer

1. To Be Up For 24 Hours Or More.
2. Something Than Happens To Terrorist.
3. A Card You Don't Want To Play.
4. Something You Say When Someone Is Harassing You For Info.

News Reporter: Numerous Terrorist Around the Globe Have Been Killed By an Unknown Gunner brandishing a Silenced Nine millimeter.
Me: Must Be Jack Bauer.

by Slade Technics December 23, 2006

Jack Bauer

A bada**

That dude's a Jack Bauer

by TackyWacky August 4, 2020

Bauer Bradley

The art of being in the friend zone

I just pulled a Bauer Bradley

by Xermach November 8, 2020

cowboy Bauer

Cowboy Bauer is a god of a man. He plays all the instruments but is also the biggest Chad in the world. He has a smug smile that you can see from miles away.

Bro its cowboy Bauer.

by Zwordkilla June 8, 2021