poopy headed monkey

A person who is homosexual.

Dude, why are you acting so poopy headed monkey-ish around Ryan?

by TeamDarkSci July 8, 2024

cohiba head

When your man's smoking a cigar while you're smoking his cigar.

After dinner my husband poured a glass of whiskey & lit a cigar. He asked me for Cohiba head and I gladly obliged & dropped to my knees.

by Beans' Bitch December 31, 2016

Ghost Head

When a ghost performs fellatio on a man through his clothes. Can be performed by a ghost of any gender.

"Bro, aren't you sad that your girlfriend died?"
"Nah fam, now I can get that good-ass ghost head"

by minotaur470 October 4, 2020

balmy head

A person who acts really stupid. Either they act as if they are younger than they really are, or are oblivious to the obvious.

My friend didn't realize that the keys to his truck were lying on the table we were sitting and he saw him and asked where his keys were at. What a balmy head.

by A Really Bright Person September 6, 2011

Pumpkin Head

A term for someone you love, who is cute like a little pumpkin.

How was your day pumpkin head?

by Valentina719 September 19, 2025

National Give Head Day

The day of the year where you’re supposed to give head to your friend, preferably ones with names starting with a P or an A, and last names being synonyms of the word “wealthy”. Celebrated on February 18th.

National Give Head Day is celebrated on February 18th.

by Anon112312 February 18, 2022

pissy head

When your head is greasy as fuck and your called christo

Why does your hair stink of piss,: pissy head ,because I haven't washed it in 3 days I have a pissy head

by Pissy head defined August 27, 2016