Taylor Derangement Syndrome

Taylor Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike (or like) of Taylor Swift to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason. (Mostly seen in grown men and women who previously had indifferent opinions on the artist)

Symptoms may include:

Heart palpations
Thinking in Taylor Swift lyrics

Craving pumpkin spice

Posting online rants
Sacrificing voodoo replica dolls of swift haters

"Did you hear about Maiko? They put her on a 72 hr lock down because of her Taylor Derangement Syndrome!"

"Why is everyone fighting about Taylor?!"

"I think they have TDS! "

"Omg I would die for Taylor. I spent my entire life savings on bleacher seats!! In my broke era!!"

"Bitch, you might have TDS"

by Maiko182022 October 8, 2023

fpcd syndrome

fpcd syndrome is a syndrome where devout christians who begin to date other christians undergo "fast paced christian dating syndrome," "fpcd syndrome" or simply "fpcd."

fpcd syndrome normally comes in with proposal 2 weeks after initially dating, and by the 6-8 month period leads to marriage, equivalent to 7 years.

PERSON 1 - "i love you"
PERSON 2 - "i love you too"

**2 weeks later**

PERSON 1 - "will you marry me"
PERSON 2 - "yes"
PERSON 3 - "bro you're going thru fpcd syndrome rn"

by maples sakeyuraski October 9, 2023

Jimin syndrome

misdirected anger towards someone who is pretty, talented, and kind

i.e. Park Jimin being hated even though he is nothing but selfless and warmhearted

She has been experiencing effects of Jimin syndrome since she moved from a co-ed school to an all-girls school.

by jiminspromise October 10, 2023

Windows syndrome

An irresistible desire to use an operating system that screws one up repeatedly even after one pays for it. Considered to be a form of masochism.

Susan is an idiot to advise Linux to John when she clearly knows that he suffers from Windows syndrome.

by leo_sk October 12, 2023

Rad Runner Syndrome

Driver who will go extreme lengths just to get a Rad Runner bike.

The kwasia wants the Rad Runner again, he probably has Rad Runner Syndrome.

by JTRipped99 October 12, 2023

Model Syndrome

A sense of extreme cuntines (in a good way) that makes people incredibly delusional (in a good way) it’s almost as if they suddenly
Think they can walk in a Victoria Secret show

*phonk or Ayesha Erotica starts playing*

*starts walking as if they were a supermodel*

Dude why is that person walking like that?

They have Model Syndrome

by Beverly Vista Middle School October 12, 2023

Idiot syndrom

The Idiot Syndrome refers to a situation where an individual's consistent idiotic behavior eventually leads them to becoming one.

Martha: Have you heard about George?
Olivia: No what happened?
Martha: He got idiot syndrome
Olivia: That's too bad

by Riley_Hall123 October 13, 2023