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Knob Knocking

Knob Knocking is how to describe ones action of extreme dick eating. Knob knocking refers to one or group of people heavy critics on another person.
Coach was knob knocking all practice.
by Kidthatplayscenter October 3, 2019
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Rib Jab Knock

a knock used to alert a dude of the preparation or a freshly completed folding of a Rib Jabber
"knock knock"

"yo what was that?"

"Rib Jab knock dude, get the teas in"
by tommy sparks April 30, 2005
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Knock your break shoes loose

Rough sex, hitting it hard from the back, going ham on the vagina, standing up in it
I'll knock your break shoes loose
by Foulnigga_styles October 24, 2018
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Calm down before you get knocked down

This sentence can is used as a joke, it can be used everywhere when you want to bully someone, you can also use this to joke around with your friends.
Friend: Did you really just threatened me now?
Me: Calm down before you get knocked down.
Friend: damn, ok ok i'm sorry
by Invalyd January 13, 2019
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socks knocked off

getting hit so hard your clothes come flying off, leaving only your underwear.
DAMN! That man got his socks knocked off!”
by Lowcap September 21, 2022
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Naked and Knocked Up

When a woman or couple takes "barefoot and pregnant" to the next level (usually considered a fantasy fetish due to the high financial cost). In addition to doing all the tasks associated with being barefoot and pregnant (cooking, cleaning, keeping the house in good working order, providing and raising children for the man of the house, etc.), the woman will be naked any time she is at home, always providing for her husband's viewing pleasure and sexual gratification. She will also insist on always being pregnant and having as many children as possible (until she either reaches a certain age or her eggs dry out). If she isn't currently pregnant, she's trying to get that way.

Explanations for taking it that extra step include some combination of the following:
- One or both members of the couple is a nymphomaniac
- One or both members of the couple was raised with the breeder mindset
- They have a submissive/dominant relationship (woman/man, respectively)

The financial cost of engaging in a “naked and knocked up” relationship is that of raising a constantly growing family. Roughly every 10 months, you'd have another mouth to feed/body to clothe. Only certain professions by the breadwinner can support the high demands of such a lifestyle.
Guy 1: Your wife just had your 4th child and already wants another? Wow, she must love being barefoot and pregnant.
Guy 2: Yeah, she does. It’s too bad I don’t make enough money to keep her naked and knocked up.

Stan wrote erotica, mostly about women who wanted to be naked and knocked up, as a side gig. Ironically, his wife was anything but that, having only had 2 children, seven years apart.
by Prof K1792 November 22, 2020
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Knock

A knock is referring to someone who is a fiend for drugs of any kind. weed, coke, pills, meth etc... it’s like calling someone a druggie, drug-head , tweaker, fiend, or addict.
“He pawned his family’s jewelry and tv to get drugs that guy is a straight up knock”

Drug dealer may say: “I’m going to go serve one of my knocks a gram and I’ll be back in 30”
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