a infection that is in your leg for not cleaning it. It is also one of the most horrible dances in the history of dances
by punchie-247 July 06, 2009
When someone purposely avoids consuming alcohol in order to stay sober enough to impress women and hopefully win over the affections of a woman; the woman will look upon the male friends of this person as simply uncouth drunkards!
Hey Soup Can, why don't you try drinking that beer instead of nursing it; everyone in this house is sick and tired of you getting a leg up night after night and stealing our pussy!
by Fast Bobby September 24, 2004
by C-C-C-CherryBomb October 05, 2010
The point at which the need to evacuate one’s bowel’s becomes unbearable, and a big brown cylinder tries pushing its way out of your sphincter - resembling the leg of a teddy bear, or soft toy.
See also Bungle’s finger.
- Can also refer to the act of defecating.
- Variant of turtle’s head.
See also Bungle’s finger.
- Can also refer to the act of defecating.
- Variant of turtle’s head.
“Bloody hell, if I don’t get to a toilet soon I’m goin’ to shit myself – I’ve got the teddy’s leg already!”
by Rize December 16, 2003
A festival survival mechanism that originated at Electric Picnic, Co Laois, 2011. Based on the mantra of YOLO, a leg hug promotes the transference of heat from one FOMO to another to maximise drinking time & ensure no one misses out. Plans to extend leg hug training to Arctic explorers are under-way for 2012.
by The original JOMO October 17, 2011
by nukeevry1 May 28, 2009
Under the leg, or UTL for short, refers generally to one having a masty under the leg. If you are unaware of the word masty, then fuck off. However, every day tasks are also done under the leg for amusement.
'Aw mate, I just had an under the leg in a primary school'
'Pat a strangers dog under the leg'
'I'm just heading home to have a UTL'
'Pat a strangers dog under the leg'
'I'm just heading home to have a UTL'
by Simonsmp May 16, 2010