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Head Wizard

Noun; Title held by an expert in Wizardry and leader of The Velvet Wizards.

Definition: Leader of all Wizards, is most-knowledgeable in all things Wizard related, has adapted all Wizard ways of life and strictly adheres to the beliefs, is of the highest Wizard authority. May be self-appointed in certain situations and often is female, but it is not required. The Head Wizard must have a Velvet item of clothing on at all times. When not wearing any clothing, a Velvet Staff is the only acceptable replacement.

The Head Wizard must possess excellent oral skills. Performance and aptitude tests of this skill are required.
The Head Wizard has called an emergency meeting.”

“ As the Head Wizard, only approve of your Velvet Staff, Ron.”
by Breezkneez411 May 28, 2021
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Wizard

A Wizard is a pioneer programmer and engineer. They develop the tools and scripts that low order hackers and engineers use without understanding. Their creations can only be understood as magic.
A Wizard developed the Windows kernel. A wizard created the metaploit framework.
by AmericanEducation April 27, 2021
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wizard of Tully road

A 6'8 black homeless man from eastern san Jose that dresses in rags, wears a home made wizard hat, has a long beard and carries around a long thin stick that resembles a wand, he can be found at midnight on Tully road and at local gas stations where he dances around waving around his "wand" and chanting stuff in what sounds like crappy imitation of a Italian accent, if someone were to wrong the wizard he would wave his wand at them and "curse" them (beat them over the head with his stick) then run off knowing that the cursed person will soon perish. if you please the wizard (I.e. give him a baggy of pot) he will give you a "blessing stone" (a rock he painted white) then send you on your way.
"the other day me and Pedro saw some meth-head dancing around with a stick at 7/11"

"dude, that's not a meth-head, that's the wizard of Tully road"
by Tuco Satanima November 3, 2021
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garbage wizard

The creator of the Friendship thread of Urban Dictionary. Connect with the man on garbagewizard.com
Farren: Hey man! Do ya know your personal chats are now popular on Urban Dictionary?
Aayush: WHat? How did this happen? Am I a garbage wizard or what?

Fariha: I am so very famous. I played on the City-winning TDSB cricket team. How did you know about the virus while at High School?
Garbage Wizard: Email me, you shitposting freaks.
by TheGarbageWizard November 16, 2021
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The Grand Wizard

A Klan leader who makes good ribs but bad descions
Did you try those dry rub ribs the Grand Wizard made?
by Coochiekingkeff March 14, 2022
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blizzard wizard

Person 1: Did you see that guy in the playground?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total blizzard wizard.
by blizzard wizard March 17, 2022
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Wizard lip

A hairy vagina with very big labia
by Mr.Dab March 22, 2022
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