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grease ball forehead

term commonly used to describe kids who sit in front of their xbox pic their nose and txt on their cool phone they got with their colleage money "Caughing" JOSH
by UNCHANCEY96 January 12, 2009
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grease cow

Someone who sucks up to women/Peter Calivous
That bitch a grease cow if i’ve seen one
by Sketchy sketch123 March 26, 2019
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Grease Merch

a Grease mErch is a slang wOrd foR chip shop in yorkshire.
you want to Go to the grease mErch tonight.
by Mersyside 123 August 15, 2021
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greasing congress

v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.

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I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.

Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.
by gnostic3 December 27, 2019
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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Grease Wizard

An individual whom has an inordinate volume of grease in their hair.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.

The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.
Mich: "Hey look at the Grease Wizard type 2 over there"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"
by oblyboblie June 15, 2023
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Greasing the Trombone

Purposely putting far too much lub on one's penis
He was greasing the trombone before pounding my pussy last night.
by ugnsriket September 13, 2016
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