Girl1: "Omg! Did you see what Serina was wearing?"
Girl2: "YES! It was pure table!"
Girl1: "I know i want to throw up just looking at her!"
Girl2: "YES! It was pure table!"
Girl1: "I know i want to throw up just looking at her!"
by Senior Nasty Hoe February 18, 2012
Get the Pure Tablemug. 
A Pittsburgh wedding tradition where in place of or in addition to a wedding cake, a large table with different cookies is presented to guests at the wedding reception. Cookies are prepared by friends and family members in advance of the reception.
by majhat October 4, 2016
Get the Cookie Tablemug. by evivi February 1, 2022
Get the laminated tablemug. no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
Get the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top memug. Someone who only armwrestles at practices, doesnt compete in armwrestling tournaments because it costs money.
by Jeffwithag97 September 16, 2025
Get the TABLE-BROmug. We should hit the tables. Maybe get something out of this. You want to talk about that, I'll be down at the tables. (Unsolved TV Show, episode 2)
by Chingachguk May 19, 2018
Get the Hit the tablesmug.