A relationship that looks like a heterosexual one to the unbeknownst, but is actually between two lesbians. Named after the satirical internet rumor that both Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel, who are claimed by Sanrio to be a straight couple, are actually two girls.
Penny: “People keep thinking I’m straight because I call Alex my boyfriend, but little do they know that she’s also a lesbian like me!”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”
“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”
“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”
by chillzfundee March 3, 2025

Is person who purposely looks for and enters a relationship not really for the other person. This person thrives off the th ideal , attention and action gained through haveing a relationship. They will help push the relationship where they believe it should be. Like a gold digger they like showing off. They are not really not into the person, just what the can provide for them.
Some of these relationship do turn into the real thing .
Some of these relationship do turn into the real thing .
by Justanother definition May 19, 2024

Fake, superficial, insecure relationship for show. So fake it's like you can see straight through it like a WiFi signal.
1. You know Sarah and Gregory got a WiFi relationship cuz it's so fake you can see right through that shit.
2. Chelsea and Thomas WiFi relationship on 10, they so insecure, they got GPS location up eachother ass 24/7 to ensure that false sense of security.
3. Mitchell and Brittany WiFi relationship so fake, even they air is WiFi.
2. Chelsea and Thomas WiFi relationship on 10, they so insecure, they got GPS location up eachother ass 24/7 to ensure that false sense of security.
3. Mitchell and Brittany WiFi relationship so fake, even they air is WiFi.
by Anastasia Huxley July 23, 2017

Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut
Kate: no you're the gross slut
Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.
Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like
Kate: no you're the gross slut
Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.
Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like
by Minyoongisbulgw July 24, 2016

We don't have one. We're not friends. You are stealing from me. I do not want to share my success with you because you did not contribute in a meaningful capacity and while I suffered without the proceeds of my out efforts I did so ALONE.
Hym "I have no relationship. Anyone claiming to have a relationship with me is lying. I don't have a partner. I am working alone and seem to be the only one not benefiting from my own labor."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025

The relationship between a creator, celebrity, or other person with a following towards there followers, akin to a Parasocial Relationship but reversing the dynamic.
by TheLoyalOrder November 3, 2023

Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.
by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020
