Grease Me

Said by the man who shows up to collect money from you.

Bill; I had to pay Carmen today. He stopped by to pick up his money.

Steve; Did he say "grease me" when you opened the door?

Bill; He always says that when I gotta pay him.

by gamisiking July 10, 2016

happy grease

Pre-cum

When you get jerked you become happy therefore you let loose you naturally occurring lubricant know as pre-cum or happy grease

"When she jerked me, I let out my happy grease so she could live my dick up!"

by Fappypotatopancake February 18, 2015

Grease

Kai Osman

Person 1 : ''Have you heard of Kai Osman?''
Person 2 : ''Yeah dude, he's the definition of grease''

by kaiosman July 12, 2021

Grease Monkey

Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.

Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.

Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.

by Daddy Adam May 11, 2021

Gritty Grease

Re-using anal oozings (a mix of cum, lube, rectal mucus, and fecal debris) as lube for anal sex. The fecund mix is gritty from particles, causing discomfort to both parties as well as often being foul-smelling.

I blew my load in her ass but she was so hot I stayed hard. I wiped up some of her gritty grease and gave her another pounding. It was all good but it hurts when you get it in your jap's eye.

by Sandjuggler October 20, 2025

Grease My Feet

A metaphor for an act of submitting/worshipping to someone, showing humility and service towards the Person, and their feet you oil/moisturize.

* Commonly found within British slang, uncommon in American slang.
Popular References to this phrase can be found in the Bible such as John 13:14-15, and by a popular British Rap artist, by the name of ceechynaa in her song “ Peggy. “

“Girl, what’s your boyfriend like? “

“ Oh! Well he’ll do anything for me, and just grease my feet in general. “

by ChechnyaLover69 December 18, 2024

Grease Intolerance

A Condition That Causes Belly Pain, Nausea, Vomiting, Uncontrollable Diarrhoea, Dizziness, Fatigue, Epilepsy, Mental Retardation & Death Caused By Dehydration

This Condition Is Typically Chronic & Can Last For Up To 20 Years

Mostly Common In Females

Julie Has Grease Intolerance So Don’t Show Her Any Strobe Lights Or We’ll Have To Take Her To The Hospital

by ChickenBirds July 5, 2024