Coined from the terms imaginary friend and friend with benefits , an imaginary friend with benefits is most commonly found when a person is single, although it is not necessarily restricted to those outwith a relationship . They person will create an imaginary person that they will regularly engage in raunchy sexual activities with during either masturbation sessions or dreams. The qualifying features of a friend with benefits is that said person must be fully fabricated (not a celebrity or someone you know) and that they are a regular part of your self-pleasure routines.
Person 1: Did you hear Glen got a girlfriend?
Person 2: That's not a girlfriend - she's an imaginary friend with benefits. She only exists when he needs a little personal time.
Person 2: That's not a girlfriend - she's an imaginary friend with benefits. She only exists when he needs a little personal time.
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somebody who love you when you are finding it hard to love yourself. somebody who puts you before everyone, even their SO. somebody who appreciates you more than the sun and the moon, and all the stars. somebody that a lot of people take for granted. somebody that people don't love as much as they shoud sometimes. sometimes people even don't realize somebody is their best friend until they lose them, or they lose everybody else instead.
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"I can't trust you, you're such a meme friend"
"Do you think he will want to come out with us at the weekend" reply, "Nah, he's more of a meme friend"
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"Do you think he will want to come out with us at the weekend" reply, "Nah, he's more of a meme friend"
"I don't see you guys as my real friends, you're more like my meme friends"
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Jen is a cactus friend, I hadn't spoken to her in six months and we went out last night like we haven't been apart at all.
I'm not a cactus friend, I need to hang out or talk more than once every six months.
I'm not a cactus friend, I need to hang out or talk more than once every six months.
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