National Single ASB DAY

National single asb day is for the mfka who don’t get no pussy or dick and they life miserable asfk ! And all they do is pillow talk in slide down the wall cause the worthless as shit 😍

Jack: Bro it’s National single asb day
Taylor: haha you get no pussy

by NENEFRMRAQCITY June 10, 2022

National Booty Pic Day

On may 6 you are required to send your bf a booty pic

Hey suli you know what today is

No

It’s national booty pic day

Oh well lemme send you one then Kai

by anonymous May 6, 2024

National have sex with your boyfriend day

December 6th is the national have sex with your bf day!! Have fun ;)

"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"

by hornysexer December 6, 2022

National Blowjob Day

Today is national blowjob day 🍆

John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day

John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day

by Hornygirl_21 September 18, 2022

National Roblox T-shirt Day

December 14

Hey, did you know December 14 is National Roblox T-shirt Day.

by bragkage December 13, 2021

National Send Titty Pic Month

The entire month of June is National Send Titty Pic Month.
You have to send your bf/gf a nude titty pic

"hey babe, can I get a titty pic?"
"Of course! After all, it's National Send Titty Pic Month."

by pepe 🐸 May 16, 2021

National Hold Hands Day

October 11th is National hold hands day, so you can hold hands with anyone and anyone can hold hands with you.

“Hey today is October 11th so you know that that means!”
“Duck yeah it’s National Hold Hands Day!”

by Anonymous04 :) October 10, 2019