national josh has sex with chloe day

no matter what josh has to have sex with chloe on the 10th of november

guy a: hey, its "national josh has sex with chloe day".
josh: FUCK!

by JoshIsGayLmao November 6, 2021

Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex

About 8-11 feet long, and it takes about 2 mins for him to cum, and he cums with about 1/2 quart and 38 miles per hour

I watched a video of Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex

by periodwithtrans January 26, 2023

SOX Street Light Sex story

A low-pressure sodium lamp (LPS) is a gas discharge lamp that uses sodium in an excited state to produce light. It has a glass tube containing solid sodium and a small amount of neon and argon gas. It emits a dim red/pink light at first, then a bright yellow light when the sodium vaporizes. It has some advantages for road and tunnel lighting, such as low glare, low surface luminance, and reduced accident rates. These lamps are mostly used for street lighting as well as industrial uses

Sox Street Light Sex Story is A low-pressure sodium lamp (LPS) is a gas discharge lamp that uses sodium in an excited state to produce light. It has a glass tube containing solid sodium and a small amount of neon and argon gas. It emits a dim red/pink light at first, then a bright yellow light when the sodium vaporizes. It has some advantages for road and tunnel lighting, such as low glare, low surface luminance, and reduced accident rates. These lamps are mostly used for street lighting as well as industrial uses

by SEX lamp July 30, 2023

national ask your girl for sex day

This day is for all the men who want to loose your v-card. Go and get yo girl and make sure u do it raw, but be careful. You don’t wanna be like your dad who left!

Me: Hey babe, you know what day it is today?

Her: No it’s October 21

Me: It’s time to go demon mode babe cuz it’s national ask your girl for sex day🥱😈

by skullcrusher2000 October 10, 2021

National have sex with your ex day

National have sex with your ex is on March 23 where you get to having sex to celebrate March 23 and just have a great time by just fucking.

Oh yes it’s National have sex with your ex day, March 23 , time to text that big booty bitch ;)

by National fuck your ex March 23, 2021

June 21 national hardcore sex day

June 21 national hardcore sex day definition Where you fuck so hardcore and make her squirt everywhere 😝💦👅 only on June 21 you can fuck the shit out of your girlfriends

June 21 national hardcore sex day definition I fucked her so hard she couldn’t even walk straight?!?! 👅💦 Girls be prepared!!! that features detailed depictions of sexual organs or

sexual acts such as vaginal, anal or oral intercourse, fingering, anilingus, ejaculation,
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by 👅1👅1👅1 June 21, 2021

TTHS Syndrome (Two Trucks Havin' Sex Syndrome)

TTHS Syndrome is commonly diagnosed after being addicted to the magnificent song of Two Trucks - Lemon Demon. The TTHS is usually charged with lots of secondary effects, for example, becoming an XSTP type of the MBTI typing system, being aroused by cars or mechanical transport media, being known as a '' carfucker '', not giving a shit about listening to different versions of the song, knowing the lyrics, expressing freely the love for the song, etc.

This Syndrome was registered in MBTI OVERLOAD server, our first case was our dear friend, Mr Carsex. He brought the syndrome to us, so yeah, it's highly conatgious, not deadly tho.

example I:

a. Oh, Mr Carsex? why's that your name?
b. I have TTHS syndrome, wanna have it?
a. Sure!
example II:
a. Do you wanna know what TTHS Syndrome (Two Trucks Havin' Sex Syndrome) is?

by cherry_ May 7, 2021