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steven shimomoura

"Everyone: Sure"
"Steven Shimomoura: Perhaps"
by SickDuck42 November 26, 2019
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Weird Steven

A version of Steven, related to The Steven Theory. After he has been awake for ten hours he becomes "weird Steven" and starts arguments and is generally just annoying.
by polyatail November 14, 2022
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Stevens

In the lore of Valley Highschool, Richard Stevens, commonly referred to as Stevens, is the god of the raisins. When he consumes raisins, he grows all powerful and can rip a child apart atom by atom with nothing but a blink of an eye. He attempts to hide his power as the raisin god by pretending to hate raisins because even the thought of raisins makes him aggressively cum everywhere, destroying everything his cum touches due to its high radioactivity.
Did you know that the Chernobyl disaster was caused by Stevens cumming after eating 2.5 million pounds of raisins in half a second? It only took him 3% of his power, as anything over 10% of his power would devastate Earth into a powerful nuclear holocaost and perminantly irradiate Earth ending all life in it and if he uses anything over 15% of his power it will rip apart the universe atom by atom.

Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019
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Steven

A Steven is a total mystery thats a cross between a CIA agent and Jeff Bezos. Steven never seems to be working but is always spending money like Jeff Bezos. Dinner in Paris, Lunch in Dubai followed by sunsets in the Maldives is what’s in store when your friends with a Steven.
"Who's that handsome guy!?"

"Oh that's just Steven"
by Sxc7885 November 23, 2021
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Steven

A fat ass motherfucker who thinks he's cool when he says he fucked your mom last night. They also say they have a huge dick but they have a millimeter defeater.
This Steven is such an asshole.
by Nickgger May 6, 2022
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describes a person who loves being molested by disabled people
'I can't believe you let Johnny do that to you, you're such a Steven Hawking's Favorite Child."
by fagzapper1 June 6, 2024
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Steven Thomas Mitch lll

An Asian-American man who is 5'7" and is secretly homosexual towards characters from the movie "Cars"
Joe: Hey, Steven Thomas Mitch lll
Steven: I wanna fuck lightning Mcqueen

Joe: Lowkey same
by Berry Chalupa April 18, 2021
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