slept like a bag of spanners

Slang for having a crap nights sleep

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

by inniiit March 13, 2014

B.F. Skinner

a girl friend who only wants to give you painful hand jobs and tell you about her old boyfriends. ("B.F." for best friend. "Skinner" for a hand job. B.F. Skinner was a famous behavioral psychologist of the 20th century)

My first girl friend was a real B.F. Skinner. All she ever did was yank on my cock and tell me about the guy she lost her virginity to.

by Poetjester August 16, 2018