July 22

national the ants day

Throw the plant away if it has had any contact with ants.

Walk around like the ants girl does.

"Hey brian why are you putting your fingers on your head like that?"

"Its July 22, national the ants day, bro!! now got throw away your plant!"

"Oh yeah dude, gotta throw it out!!"

by donaldtrumpisanidiot May 11, 2020

July 26th

Plague doctor day is a day for people to be dressed as a plague doctor for the entire day

Person A: why is he dressed as a plague doctor?
Person B:plague doctor day is on July 26th, thats why

by dictatoristhebest May 5, 2021

July 27

July 27 is the day where all the BAD BITCHES are born. If you're born on this day, you're the baddest bitch and you deserve to be praised on your birthday. In more than one way ;)

Person 1: When's your birthday?
Person 2: July 27th.
Person 1: Oh so you're a BAD BITCH?

by thekinkybitch June 17, 2021

July 11th

National get your face stuck in a mug day

Kylie: its July 11th
Ruby: yes ik
Kylie: its national get your face stuck in a mug day
Ruby: gets her face stuck in a mug

by ratattatattatta April 15, 2021

July 1

the day where the most sexiest girls alive were born. but if your a guy then it doesn’t really matter .

That peng ting wiv dat fat back over dere musta been born on july 1 styllll!

by leeksarebad November 9, 2019

July 14th

National nudes day

July 14th is the day when you should send noodles to your beloved one

by Anonymousinthebackground July 13, 2020

Lil julie

The best rapper to ever exist, besides lil judie of course

Guy 1: "Yo who's the second best rapper of all time?"
Guy 2: "Well lil julie of course"

by The biggest lil julie fan March 5, 2021