The "hello" fee

A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.

Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.

by duckboy416 October 29, 2017

Hello Kitty Coin Purse

A Hello Kitty Coin Purse is an extremely prolapsed vagina.

The dildo that I ordered was way too big. It ended up giving me a pretty sick hello kitty coin purse.

by YahooYoyoscam January 09, 2021

Canadian Hello

The presentaation of one’s beaver for sex, oral or otherwise.

We were chillin at my place, then she gave me a canadian hello and I was chowin down.

by Ucosude August 19, 2020

Pizza man hello

A pizza man that is a robot that said hello a lot on teen titans go also can be said as hello pizza man

That hello pizza man is such a friendly robot pizza man hello

by Kitty eggo123 January 04, 2018

hey hi hello

the way the famous youtuber ‘Georgia Productions’ says hello in her intro

hey hi hello, welcome back to another video on my channel!

by wtfevenisthiswebsite December 15, 2019

hello bitch child

Fuck you

Hello bitch child, fuck you.

by Croissantmanimbored September 05, 2021

Hi/Hey/Hello

Hello. Do you need a friend?

Don't use the word Hi/Hey/Hello again you sad son of bitch, like are you that depressed you need urban dictionary. Nigga theres nothing here but dickheads, fucktards, and porn addicts so go somewhere else

by MI NAME IS MAN November 12, 2020