(n.) The clothes that a promiscuous female would wear out to the club find a guy and take off for him that night during a one night stand. They spend more time on the floor of a guys room then on the actual woman.
Guy 1: The club is poppin man check out these women. They're wearing next to nothing.
Guy 2: Someone must have let out a memo to put your floor clothes on because every guy in here is going to take one of these girls home. Wake up and have to pick their crap off his.
Guy 2: Someone must have let out a memo to put your floor clothes on because every guy in here is going to take one of these girls home. Wake up and have to pick their crap off his.
by Seth L-V February 06, 2008
by Rhenthalin1 October 23, 2014
When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!
by Peanut Butter Balls April 08, 2022
When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.
I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.
by LaceARoo June 17, 2018
by ehhmazing July 15, 2023
When one passes out drunk on the floor after a heavy session of drinking. Typically they will give out wisdom when asked "floor fox of wisdom, what is your wisdom?" before passing out
by Violet Kitsune August 18, 2023
by Kaden Streitenberger April 23, 2021