Functional flake

A person who lets other, less important, things take precedence and does not plan things through but in the end manages to make things fall into place and function efficiently and seamlessly (on the surface)

Karina is as good a functional flake as they come. No one can tell.

by cool_dude2612 March 26, 2019

Frosted Flakes

An exaggerated term for when subject consumes marijuana and is feeling more high than usual

“Yo fam, mans are frosted flakes..”

by Mrfortune123 November 20, 2019

Javier Flobeirto Marcial

a small mexican which takes 45 min jerk sessions and puts off hanging with his only 2 white friends

Connor : get yo lil ass out here javier flobeirto marcial!
javier : hold on i need taco taco taco
cody : can i nut on your pillow?

by rat_pee March 12, 2020

Film Flake

Someone who suggests movies, but flakes on watching any of the ones you recommend.

I watched at least 4 movies the Film Flake suggested, yet he's watched only 1 of mine.

by onedayyoullsee July 28, 2020

Frosted Flakes

When You Bleach Your Pubes.

Dude, I just got myself some Frosted Flakes. The lady is gonna love it.

by CloudeSmoke August 2, 2020

Frosted Flakes

When You Bleach Your Pubes.

Dude, I just got some Frosted Flakes. The lady is gonna love it.

by CloudeSmoke August 2, 2020

Frosted Flakes

When one ejaculates into the hair of someone who has dandruff.

Damn girl take care of your scalp, I ain’t trying to make Frosted Flakes today.

by LazarusBob August 23, 2020