A type of milk that is really spicy.
It is a lot healtier for a newborn infant to drink papa's milk for the first year
It is a lot healtier for a newborn infant to drink papa's milk for the first year
by tea&milk October 17, 2017
Get the father's milkmug. A bunch of crybaby-a** mid-18th-century rich-bug dudes who kept slaves and generally behaved disgracefully in their personal lives, but who still wanted to be free of the tyranny of England --- primarily for their own selfish financial sakes, though, not for the love of John Q. Public.
John Hancock realized how weak-willed and cowardly most of the minuscule-signature-scrawling signers of the Declaration of Independence were, and so he wrote his own name in huge letters to show King George how much bolder he was than most of the other wimpy foundling fathers.
by QuacksO September 3, 2019
Get the foundling fathersmug. It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.
by Xenoblade March 23, 2023
Get the Colton's Fathermug. by YesFather.com December 27, 2022
Get the Yes Fathermug. 
Friend 1: my mother told me she put a dildo in my father's stove last night!
Friend 2: I didn't know your father liked that!
Friend 2: I didn't know your father liked that!
by Daddys.Girl1987 October 27, 2017
Get the father's stovemug. by TheLuigiChannel174 November 29, 2022
Get the Father Figuremug.