He’s the kinda guy you’d want sneezing in your mouth. Drew isn’t just a name as it’s more of an invitation. It’s well known that a Drew could knock on your front door for any reason at any time. Maybe his car broke down, maybe he’s selling insurance, maybe he’s alone on thanksgiving, whatever it may be, you’ll let him into your home with open arms and show him a seat at your table and he’ll tell your mother in exquisite style how beautiful her breasts are next to that glazed turkey and she’ll blow a load from hell and ruin thanksgiving dinner and you’ll all laugh and smile and say oh Drew, that boy is amazing. Next thing you know your daughter brings home a Drew tomorrow and she’s covered in peanut butter from head to toe because Drew thought it’d be a good idea to make a pbj. Next he follows inside, covered in Welch’s grape jelly smelling sweeter than honeysuckle on an easy Sunday morning on a walk out with the pups. This is only dads 2nd impression of a Drew and boy is he impressed. 3 pieces of bread later, you have your self a fam sandwich with a little Drew dressing to give it some flare. Drew is an enigma, he is a god, when will you see it through that all the pieces are exactly where they need to be in this world?
“Omg your covered in whip cream Diane!” “Oh no that’s just my nut juice, I ran into Drew at at Giant Eagle.”
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Get the Drew mug.Drew Gross is usually kind and gentle. He can be very grateful and generous. He loves his family and friends. Drew wants to be the best he can be. Drew plays many sports and is good at them all. Drew Is a sexy and loving man. He has a nice cock. He does not have a chode and if he does then he is not a Drew like Drew Gross. Drew is shy at times and has very strong and big muscles. When Drew loves a girl he hides and but will look at her and smile. Drew with love this girl with a passion. He will have the opportunity to ask this girl out but won't take it. He lost that chance and that girl asked out one of his friends or one of his family members deep down Drew loves this girl and wants her but this family member got her first. Deep down the girl loves him to but doesn't know how to tell anybody about it.
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Get the Drew Gross mug.A guy that is quite awesome to be around cares for everyone and is not very selfish at all. Normally makes girls fall for him in the snap of a finger and loves to give back to other people and is sometimes a little bit too much of a showoff and is excellent at technology and usually is the nerd out of everyone in the room that also hates school and doesn't give too fucks about what teachers say to him. Drew's are hard to come by, That's why were so special also very nervous.
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