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thanos (aka. the anus)

thanos (mostly known as the anus) is a pruple, big grape with nut sack chin. He has two beautiful daughters (i srsly dont understand how he has kids) and has a big rusty, basball mit. His mission is collect alllllll the beautiful pebbles so he can control the rock conventions he attends to. He is a horrible dad (considering he pulls one apart and kills the other for a pebble). he is T H E A N U S
"Hey, did you hear the new supervillian?"
"Oh yeaaaa huh, Isn't he thanos (aka. the anus)? he looks like a mishappen grape!"
"*gasp* i thought the same!!!
by deeb the mischievous May 21, 2019
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anus bleacher

Anus Bleacher is someone whom is an asshole in the most stuck up manner possible. The type of guy to go out and fuck 69 year old women cause you know 69
Friend to other friend: dude ignore that guy he’s an anus bleacher
by Pppppachi October 14, 2017
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Almaximus Anus

An almaximus anus is a creature with rare disabilities and has the urge retardate in formidable areas of the city Bergen.
This is a weak creature and has a superior creature named after the nazis
Almaximus Anus goes by the nickname Anus after its own braincell capacity cant handle the pressure of learning the alfabet. Which just leads to impossibilities Anus can’t process.
U can find this creature in formidable areas like the woods, on a party with his head in a bowl and Nadia’s house.
-Damn u done did some Anus shit
-Almaximus Anus dat weed hit different
-løp for livet Anus! Kamego e på bussen!!!
by asertyuikbvc January 20, 2022
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Anu

She’s the perfect girl..afraid of nothing. Confident. Has a great taste in music..tall and cute. But a very bad listener. She’s also a bit weird.
by Keepgoing123 November 23, 2021
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Anus

A way to call your father.

An insult mainly to people who are an anus.
Can also be a name.
Dad, you are an Anus.
Anus!
I would like two cheese pizza Anus.
by Son of an Anus August 30, 2022
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Anus Sausage

An Anus Sausage is when someone has a droopy anus, that of pink sock. The part on the anus that falls out when being butt-fucked too much.
Look at that man's anus! It looks like a big pink anus sausage is coming out of it!
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Chemical anus

The taste in your mouth when eating citrus immediately after drinking milk.
GD man, my mouth tastes like chemical anus.
by LBJPebs February 24, 2025
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