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Patrick

Piece of shit human being. Will flirt with your mom, fuck your girlfriend and steal ur dog.

AVOID Scorpio Patricks at all costs. Great kissers though.
John : Hey did you see my MILF mother?
Ben : Shit, I think she went out with Patrick.
John : Fuck, not again.
by Jonpol November 21, 2021
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Patrick Samu

he live sin romania and hes really very quite cool
by ilovepatricksamu March 29, 2022
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Patricking

Lying about your age to get with younger girls.
He told me he was 12, he was really patricking.
by Michael mondiello March 31, 2022
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Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.
Yooo let’s get patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit
by Ratk1d December 17, 2019
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Patrick

Patrick /ˈpætɹɪk/, v. where a person performs an action repeatedly that exhibits a severe lack of short-term memory retention.

Named after the index case, Patrick Star of Spongebob Squarepants fame, where Mr. Star's repertoire included many such actions, including "That's not my wallet", where the person agrees to every indicia of an original point, while disagreeing on face with the original point; or "I'm going to eat mine now!", wherein the person forgets they consumed an item in full, and then makes an attempt to eat the item again.

This is an effective debate tactic, because the person operating from this position completely believes (or is presumed to completely believe) what it is they are saying and doing, complicating a good-faith discussion.
I just patricked that whole candy bar.

Congratulations on patricking the whole argument for twenty-five minutes. We're back to square one now.
by Sosumi, Inc. October 18, 2025
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Patrick Garcia

A Spanish- Filipino actor born in September 14, 1981, was also a matinee idol back in the 90s....
"Patrick garcia was one of the most famous actors from the 90s"
by anonymous February 21, 2025
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Patrick Messinger

A bad manager; Manager with an ego.

Someone without tact.
John pulled a PM the other day.

If Chris wants to act like a Patrick Messinger all year, he’s going to lose his team.
by squarebob February 21, 2024
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