racist

Ex: Athena is a big racist. She calls people offensive racist things! Ex: she calls black people “monkeys” which is an offensive black person term! Don’t be like Athena and don’t be racist, you’ll be really hated!!!

Ari: Black person
Athena: *Send photo of a monkey*
Athena: “This looks like you because your black”
Ari: “That was racist! You called me an offensive term based off my race that is very disrespectful!!”

by ArianaGrande1058 January 19, 2024

Plate Racist

Person who recognizes the superiority of dishes part way 'tween plates and bowls and decree other dishes to be inferior

In the end we're all just plate racists who want to find bowls that sort of look like plates that are sort of like bowls.

by Ive_had_wrse January 20, 2024

racist crooked cop

a cop who abuses the rights of minorities

Denise: carl is a racist crooked cop
Nate: I know he said he likes to pick up blacks on friday so they cant see a judge until monday so they have to sit there the entire weekend

other examples of carl's racial crookedness includes planting crack cocaine on minorities and always clearing all warrants of minorities

by MrYellowTeeth47 January 28, 2024

Racist

Racist is a person who competes in races. This term is typically used to refer to someone who participates in a competition to see who can finish first. Please note that the term “racist” is also misused to refer to someone that you don’t like and/or disagree with politically.

Child: MOM! MOM! I want to be a racer when I grow up.
Mom: No, no, no, honey. They are called racists.
Child: Ah, ok mom.

by Józef Piłsudski January 30, 2024

racist funny

When you make a racist joke that is funny

I’m racist funny

by mynamemyname698 February 1, 2024

racist-fluid

When you attack and vilify people based on race, but whether or not it's racist depends on the race being targeted. And whether you "identify" as racist.

Origin: Eretz Nehederet sketch, "Welcome to Columbia Untisemity"

"I major in queer post-colonial astrology. Ew! Jews make the world dirty. And no, I'm not antisemitic, I'm racist-fluid."

by TSCX November 21, 2023

Opportunistic Racist

The Opportunistic Racist follows the same mantra as the Preferential Racist, but is completely self aware of the hypocrisy and doesn't care since their goals are to weaponize grievances in a "rules for thee, but not for me" fashion. The Opportunistic Racist will use tactics such as cry bullying, tu quoque, misdirection, gaslighting, etc to paint their opposition in a bad light. However, they would do any of those same exact same things themselves and not see it as a problem. It's a form of projection, and a weaponization against their opponents of their preferential racism and hatred. They are essentially a more directly malicious version of the Preferential Racist. It is not uncommon to see these people as full time Grievance Grifters / Race Hustlers.

See Preferential Racist
See Crybully / Cry Bully

Opportunistic Racist: You need to pronounce Serra Heideonslanik's name properly! You don't care enough to pronounce it correctly, because you're racist!
Opportunistic Racist a week earlier: Steve Willawollabingbang is an idiot and I hope he get's hit by a car! How could anyone have given him that position?! (Actual name: Steve Williams)

by ApplesPotatoGardner November 21, 2023