An act where you have a partner sit on your face while you try to eat crusted fecal matter from the anus
by Spingeboll April 28, 2014
Get the bottom eating mug.Said toward someone when they are being mean or annoying to replace a more hurtful phrase e.g. Fuck off/ Piss off.
Ashlee: ‘You look like a potato’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’
Or
Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’
Or
Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’
by Awoogahhhh47 January 17, 2021
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Get the Eat a dick mug.The eating clubs at Princeton University are bougie ass houses (basically frats/srats but with an elitist Ivy-League label) where the majority of Princeton upperclassmen eat their meals, hang out, and party. Half the clubs are bicker (selection process) and the other are sign-in.
"Dude what eating club are you gonna join?"
"Idk bro, probably the one with the hottest chicks or whichever one gives me clout"
"Omg are you in Theta??????? I LOVE your shoes"
"Thank you! You're totally getting hosed from my club for being so fake. XOxo let's me friends"
"Idk bro, probably the one with the hottest chicks or whichever one gives me clout"
"Omg are you in Theta??????? I LOVE your shoes"
"Thank you! You're totally getting hosed from my club for being so fake. XOxo let's me friends"
by goldfisheater101 January 19, 2020
Get the Eating club mug.Discrete reference to oral sex used in professional or formal social settings, or when you want to say something with a little more class than "eating pussy." Any name may be used, but Mona - as in moan - helps eliminate uncertainty. Variations include 'Dining Out/Eating Out at Mona's' or 'Getting takeout from Mona's.'
BIll (talking to Mike at office staff meeting): Hey, Mike, sorry I missed your call last night, I was eating at Mona's and couldn't get to the phone.
by CaliforniaYankee88 June 4, 2018
Get the Eating at Mona's mug.A noun which describes the sensation one encounters after throwing up in their own mouth and hiding said fact by swallowing their vomit.
“Gross, brah! I shouldn’t have had so much sushi at that all-U-can-eat buffet.. I just got me some second eats, mang!”
A: “Ulanda.. did you just G.E.R.D. again?”
G: “S’all good. It’s just second eats. No biggie.”
A: “Ulanda.. did you just G.E.R.D. again?”
G: “S’all good. It’s just second eats. No biggie.”
by Miss.Class.Ass June 30, 2011
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