to recieve a hummer in the morning after waking up with a coyote-ugly type beer goggle double wide one night stand.........to recieve oral sex the morning after instead of totally chewing your arm off and leaving!!!!!
" James Yah! "Ted" decided to recieve a shasta mountain blowjob after partying at the dive bars he figured "midas well". ya he totally took one for the team that for sure!
"Ron" that Ted he belongs in the corrupt crew rr somthin!
"Ron" that Ted he belongs in the corrupt crew rr somthin!
by jazzzperzzblu February 17, 2010
When someone gets fucked in the ass (without a condom), then gives that person a blowjob while the guy's dick still has fecal matter on it.
Mike (to all of his buddies): I met this really nasty girl at the bar the other night. As it turns out, she was so kinky, she gave me a New York blowjob.
by JPCfromTX April 29, 2009
A repeated cycle of oral sex and semen swallowing protracted untill the receiver faints, loses consciousnes or dies.
Testicular pain due to excessive repeated ejaculation and the lack of semen have to be ignored
(the use of local anesthetic to bypass / reduce the pain is permitted)
(the use of virility enhancer products like erection booster or semen volume pills is permitted)
Variation "Bitter End Deepthroat" "Bitter End Throatpie) the oral sex and the ejaculation occur in the thorat of the performer/s
Testicular pain due to excessive repeated ejaculation and the lack of semen have to be ignored
(the use of local anesthetic to bypass / reduce the pain is permitted)
(the use of virility enhancer products like erection booster or semen volume pills is permitted)
Variation "Bitter End Deepthroat" "Bitter End Throatpie) the oral sex and the ejaculation occur in the thorat of the performer/s
Last Saturday night I ended up in the hospital as aJhon Doe, I had no phone and no wallet, a girl gave me a Bitter End Blowjob in the toilets and I think she robbed me while aI was Unconscious, I still have "Black hole Balls after three days.
by Ophiucus88 May 04, 2021
when an african of male descent covers his penis in cheeto dust, and proceeds to get a "blowjob" from a tomato.
by anon98789 April 26, 2019
Celebrated on April 21, you come home from work and your girl welcomes you with a perfect fried steak, a prerolled Blunt and a Blowjob. It's an international celebrated day to honor the hard work men have to do every day.
Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day is the day, women get to honor the hard work men have to do every day.
"Dude even though it's 4/20 today, i'm really looking for tomorrow, it's Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day! "
"Dude even though it's 4/20 today, i'm really looking for tomorrow, it's Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day! "
by Friday1337 March 14, 2017
When one smokes hookah (also known as Shisha) and realizes the tobacco is burning too much and they start coughing, while feeling their throat is about to explode.
Person A: Inhales hookah: Oh my god the tobacco is burned, I can’t feel my throat.
Person B: Now that’s what I call a 9/11 blowjob.
Person B: Now that’s what I call a 9/11 blowjob.
by Lev98 December 11, 2017
1. A South Park musical intended to get woman to want to give head.
2. A complete and total cum slut (men and women).
2. A complete and total cum slut (men and women).
1- That cumdumpster over there is the splooge drenched blowjob queen from 'Drencher Quick Lee'
2 - Greg reigns as supreme splooge drenched blowjob queen of the gay bar.
2 - Greg reigns as supreme splooge drenched blowjob queen of the gay bar.
by darth.nerdus January 21, 2012