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Jose

A really attractive strapping young lad that is definitely going to be fucking the entire cheerleading squad at your local highschool, no matter what country you live in. His testosterone levels are so damn high they could be compared to the potency of the ash cloud that emerged from Mount Vesuvius. His high testosterone level also gives him the ability to travel back in time and he is known for making sudden appearances in historical photographs. He can often be found rizzing up your girlfriend, and he's not afraid of fucking lesbians. If anything, he seeks lesbians out. He also has an iq of 160 which is why he has been able to evade the FBI for the last 60 years.
Random Highschool Girl: "I think my hip is fractured, Jose gave me such a good fuck last night!"

Her Friend: "Wait, he fucked you last night? But he did me too at the same time! How the fuck?

(His testosterone was so high he fucked one of them and then traveled back in time to fuck the other at the same time)

Girls mom: "Jose? WTF he spent the night with me! Don't ask what he was doing though"
by dskvnjefdv April 15, 2024
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