Using a long, Seuss-like straw that connects from your mouth to your asshole to suck the "results" of rough anal sex from your anus. The compartmentalized layers or white (semen) pink (blood mixed with semen) and brown (poop) resembling the popular ice cream combination.
For some reason, every time I perform a Neapolitan Silly Straw I hear Benny Hill playing in my head. Do you also hear it, Christoph?
by hotspicyboner February 1, 2023

by sillius_III December 18, 2024

Doing things that a silly goose does . Actively and repeatedly making ridiculously stupid decisions that only a silly goose could make. Also the act of realizing that you may have once been a silly goose and conducted or took part in an act of silly gooserey.
by Buddha Brian December 24, 2016

by Ihavetheseluciddreams December 5, 2021

by Beetle!!! March 27, 2022
