doing flips

1. To be drunk or chemically altered in any way.

I was doing flips last night, i started to dance on a table.

by TRIzzzo April 27, 2006

Doing Laundry

v. Code word for drinking alcohol. Can commonly be confused with actually washing clothing; can lead to confusing conversations.

Emily: What are we doing tonight?

Laura: Doing laundry. ;)

Emily: Great. Where's the detergent?

by Garlic Hummus April 1, 2009

what are you doing step bro?

The use or photosynthesis in the male human body to measure the amounts of testosterone in the air then times by x and then you get the declaration of independence and use flex tape and he will give you the answer of x₩¥●♡• 20÷*)*

donald trump is trapped in the basement JOE BIDEN YELLS "WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO?"

by Step Dog November 17, 2020

Doing yoga with the lights off

(verbal phrase) - having sex, particularly with a flexible partner.

Boss - So what'd you do last night?
Worker - I was hanging out with my girlfriend.
B - Were you doing yoga with the lights off?
W - I don't feel comfortable talking about that with you at work.
B - Why not?
W - Cause you're my boss.
B - C'mon. We're friends.
W - No we're not. We never hang out outside of work.
B - Fine, tell me if you were doing yoga with the lights off with your girlfriend last night or i'll fire you.
W - What!? You're seriously playing that card right now?
B - I'm seriously playing that card right now.
W - <ugh> Fine...yes, we did yoga with the lights off.
B - Nice...wanna draw it?

by Noro Machine August 11, 2010

Doing a Miranda

'Doing a Miranda' is what happens when a transsexual embraces radical feminism and annoys other transsexuals and uppity transgender people because the Miranda knows that penis is male. If someone is 'Doing a Miranda', they will often be called a TERF by other transgendereds.

Dude A: "are you trying to get Felicity on the blockbot list? Why? I'm confused."

Dude B: "Right now I just logged a couple of noteworthy tweets. She is kinda doing a Miranda though."

by gloopymange August 1, 2014

disingenious

Expertly produced ideas or plans, that are profoundly self-defeating. (Please do not confuse this with disingenuous.)

Alan Greenspan's seemingly brilliant attempts to prop up the market were disingenious at best.

by Creepy Gnome October 21, 2009

doing the T-Rex

puking so extremely loudly as to sound like a T-Rex, usually as a result of excessive alcohol consumption

Sarah: "Where's Jake at?"
Jordan: "He just downed his 10th shot of tequila, and now he's in the bathroom doing the T-Rex."
Jake: "RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Earl Mooner February 17, 2009