Christoffer

furry, gay as hell

Ew, That guy is such an Christoffer.

by Furrys? Hello no November 19, 2018

Christofer Robin

The greatest pitcher in the universe and will destroy any baseball players it lays eyes on

Your such a Christofer Robin

by Ah man October 23, 2019

christofer guerrero

a 15 year old kid from san jose california. he's a part of the mob and is known for his catchphrases, "shut up dik", "fuk yo hood", "assho", and the most famous "oowoo". he has two best friends jared and justin and a cat named tino. he loves wearing black bandanas and hates "scraps". he loves a beautiful girl named ali and always talks about her "dumb lil face".

kyle: is that christofer guerrero
destiny: yup. man that kid is cool.

by smoke weed eryday April 27, 2020

Crystopher

Crystopher is someone whose parents don’t know how to spell Christopher.

My name is Crystopher and my parents can’t spell for shit.

by Mr_House91 August 21, 2020

Christophibia

Christophobia is obtained when you are afraid of people named Christopher, Chris, or any spelling/pronunciation of the name.

Reasons for Christophobia may include;
-Bad experiences with people named Chris
-A hatred for certain actors/actresses
-Siblings named Chris whom you dislike
-That one kid named Chris who bullied you in middle school

Girl 1: Chris tried touching my chest again! Third time this week!
Girl 2: That kid gives me major Christophibia.

by The Toad Game Player September 18, 2020

Christoffer Adrian

A person who has his head shaped as an pineapple.

Hey Christoffer Adrian! Shut the fuck up you ugly pineapple head!

by Taijis October 16, 2020

Christoffer

A patient person sitting next to an Ulrik.

Often used to explain a higher level of patience.

I need Christoffer to be able to handle my kids.

by Defoncer December 2, 2020