The most dapper chad in the world. He stops at nothing to open a door for a lady. He is closely related to giga squidward.
Oh my Jonathan Billiam Squidworth just came into the ballroom. He already has two bitches on his shoulders.
by Megasour69 January 28, 2023

by Lars du vet April 27, 2022

he is really gay and has a little dick and a guy that fucks his own sister and a guy that cant get women
Jonathan is likes men
by Joshua pualter March 1, 2018

Jonathan has busted and plump lips. He also has a big head. Jonathan is sweet and has dry humor. Most Jonathan’s like to skateboard. Jonathan’s tend to be skinny like a skeleton. Lastly, Jonathan is cute and a good friend. Though Jonathan’s will not approach you, you must approach them. Once you become their friend you must maintain that bond.
by Tutter November 26, 2021

by marioenthusiast April 24, 2023
