Twist-A-Roonie

When you crank your dick in a twisting manner, which only works if lubed up or uncircumcised.

John: Hey, Buford! Did you do the Twist-A-Roonie last night?
Buford: Oh yeah, it made me cum in about 5 seconds

by Purple-Headed Yogurt Slinger November 21, 2023

The Finnish Twist Of Versatility

What I call homo-sapiens who are headstrong.

Person 1: Are you headstrong?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "The Finnish Twist Of Versatility"

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

Oliver Twist

A sitting helicopter where you hold your hand against the tip of your cock while moving it in a circle.

He's doing the Oliver Twist!

by IncognitoMan1 February 8, 2022

monkey twisted

a monkey spin - used in an act of sabotage to make a functional thing dysfunctional

secretive sabotage: ... airplanes had been monkey twisted in a way that caused them to crash ...

by jona(h) li, jona-li.eu January 15, 2023

Upper Muley Twist

When you tell someone you'll be back at a reasonable time, but then actually do a 20 mile hike and get back 3 hours after sunset. What a twist.

"Let's pull an Upper Muley Twist on Kelsey tonight. She'll never see it coming."

by slot_shots October 14, 2022

Twisting

Twisting fucking like riding a racehorse!

Twisting in cum!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 21, 2020

The Ukrainian twist

When two consenting adults preform a sex move we’re one partner lies on there stomach, crosses there legs and puts there arm behind there back (wrist over wrist). while the other partner goes down on them.

“Hey honey, do you want to try the Ukrainian twist tonight?”

by Quandale Dingle dick suckers. May 1, 2022