Spam Slamm

The act of masturbating to a calendar of beefy, muscular men.

Credit goes to Booking the Territory.

My dad caught me doing the ol’ Spam Slamm while looking at Michael Hayes on the 1988 Wrestling Calendar. Fortunately, I told him I was just really excited about Leap Year.

by The Ether Bunny March 8, 2019

Spam Shaft

The male reproductive organ.
The shaft of a man's penis.
Derogatory name to call someone that is a giant cockbag. A cylindrical mass of meat.

Or

1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin

1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Officer, you're being a real spam shaft.
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin

by DedicatedkillerRPO April 13, 2009

Spam Hound

A black girl that only dates white guys.

"I was trying to date her but she said she is not into black guys. Fuckin' spam hound"

by Shaggy Love January 10, 2012

Pre-Spam

The gelatinous material that forms on the top of Spam canned meat.

Bob opened the can of Spam and was greeted by a blob of quivering, glistening Pre-Spam.

by Dave Corbett October 5, 2008

Spamming

Where you annoy your friends till the point they block you and you never become friends again

Hey stop spamming *blocks*

by Slim shady madey katy June 10, 2022

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by CoolBoy 69funnyhahaha November 7, 2021

Spam day

On this day (December 12) you get to spam your WhatsApp status with anything u want without being told to stop or slow down SPAM IT!!!!!!!!!! Oh and feel free to eat spam while spamming your status with random shit 😃HAVE FUN BESTIES

Bestie: Kim slow down that’s too much

Me: bitch i don’t care it’s Spam day 😌

by Smeggc Hot Cheeto feet Kim November 30, 2021