Plan

A waste of time. You always die before you plan on dying.

Based on the case outcome, those dorks want to tell people in every city what their plan is like they own the place, and turn the whole thing into bullshit.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Longhorn Plan

1. A plan to completely scrap a project after making significant progress and start over from scratch. Some parts of the original plan may be salvageable but most well have to be completely reworked for the new longhorn plan.

2. A reference to the scrapping of Windows Longhorn after three and a half years of development.

Guy 1: Hey you know that project you've been working on since you started with the company?

Guy 2: Uhhh, Yeah...

Guy 1: None of it's working and the business requirements have changed.

Guy2: I'll get started on the Longhorn Plan

by ztpruit January 26, 2010

Puss Plan

A Puss Plan, is a plan with the only purpose being having sex with a female without too much hassle or exchange of romantic feelings.

Hey boys can’t hang out tonight I’ve got a Puss plan lined up.

by Brookside23 March 3, 2022

Republiscape Plan

A proposed course of action for temporarily or permanently leaving the United States in the event that Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, or another regressive, bellicose, and bigoted Republican is elected President.

Whether it's applying for dual citizenship, letting a travel visa lapse, becoming a Reverse Russian Mail-Order Bride, or chancing Ebola by becoming a Liberian Missionary, you had better hash out your Republiscape Plan before November, Consuela.

by OhIGetIt September 6, 2016

Plans Are Optional

proper noun: a decent podcast made by 3 mildly funny, tired and relatable middle aged nerds who struggle with recording equipment, but still make it work.

them: Are you listening to any podcasts right now?

me: Plans Are Optional.

them: Why don't you just say no, instead of trying to sound mysterious?

me, sighing: -_- no, thats the name of a podcast, Plans Are Optional.

by frankieluvsasuke October 28, 2019

peltzer plan

a person who targets a relative to obtain money under the pretenses that it will be paid back but never does

Jimmy did a peltzer plan and got ten thousand dollars from an uncle for a work truck.

by Hyeqlty November 27, 2023

New Balance Plan

A New Balance Plan is a highly contrived plan to arrange a run-in with your crush. It can sometimes edge towards silly or ridiculous. The goal is the crush not to realize you planned a run in.

"Okay well he'll need a new pair of sneakers for the season so if you hang out around the New Balance store near his apartment you're bound to run into him EVENTUALLY. It's a New Balance Plan."

by letthewordsoverflow July 24, 2022