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minnecel

Anyone who lives in, used to live in, or was born in the U.S. state of Minnesota.
Comparable to the term "masshole".
Did you hear about those minnecels getting trapped in 6 feet of snow again?
by antiLimited May 24, 2024
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minnefix

A human male who doesn't know what to do in life, he just goes with the flow
Minnefix didn't care because it didn't disturb his day to day life
by Minnefix James June 8, 2024
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Minnesota Dunkin' run

Sexual act of stacking donuts around the male reproductive organ, and allowing the partner (male or female) to eat the donuts before performing fellatio.
“Man, I had a Minnesota Dunkin’ run last night.”

“Did he take you for a Minnesota Dunkin’ run?”

“I have to pick up some gluten free donuts, for my Minnesota Dunkin' run tonight.”
by Dunkin’98 June 20, 2024
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Minnechaug

A place for the worst kids from other schools to attend.

CHAUG stands for Challenge, Honor, Adapt, Understand, and Grow, but really it should stand for Chopped Hoes And Ugly Girls.

The average penis length is .5 inches (erect) and every boy has transitioned from the ice cream scoop haircut to either a buzz or a mullet, and none of them look good. Every time the bell rings, Angel gets sent to APO.

Minnechaug has cliques within cliques, and for some reason the people in the cliques date each other for about a month and then breakup, only to get back together a week later or remain weirdly close friends.

The chicken burgers move on their own once in a while, somehow the hallways smell like shit once a month, sometimes the sped kids are smarter than the basic bitches, and the boy athletes all like to have private locker room time with each other.

Every day you will see a staff member you’ve never seen before and you will never see them again.

The assistant principal never leaves your side, especially if you’re a girl who was caught vaping once back in your freshman year.

The bus drivers either don’t talk or care what you do, or they’ll pull over the second they hear a racial slur.

Rumors spread like butter, and you never actually have a good day at Chaug.

Minnechaug is somehow the greatest school in a 20 mile radius.
I used to go to Minnechaug, then I realized I had a purpose in life.

One time I went to Minnechaug, and I haven’t been the same since.

Minnechaug is like my home. (I’m an orphan).

I was the smartest kid in my class at Minnechaug. I hated getting made fun of for having down syndrome, though.
by oppenheimer 😉 November 29, 2024
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Minnesota Ranch Cup

When 2 or more men climax in a cup and dip their penis tips in it
Hey there bud, we’re gonna have a Minnesota Ranch Cup sesh later. Wanna join?
by Panty-and-stocking-themed-foot December 6, 2024
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Minnesota Campfire

Two moderately handsome man rub their penises together in the woods, much like boy scouts attempting to start a primitive campfire. When the sticks start to head up and the men achieve simultaneous release, they sit down and eat smore's and then pretend it never happened.
Saint and Sam went out and started a Minnesota Campfire tonight and think we don't know
by Adrianrage December 30, 2024
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Minnesota Sports

A phrase used by upper midwest fans of major sports teams based in the state of Minnesota that choke a big game for the sole reason to the fact that the team is based in Minnesota.
After a Vikings, Timberwolves, Wild, Twins or Gophers loss, the phrase is often used: "yup, thats Minnesota sports" or "Typical Minnesota sports"
by ZJR13 January 13, 2025
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