Gape Grapes are hemorrhoids that fall out of someones gaping butthole when they get penetrated hard enough
"I boned this chick in the a** last night and when I pulled out, gape grapes fell out. I didn't even know she had hemorrhoids."
by BENJURMIND March 3, 2022

A delicacy of grapes glazed with Sour Creame, Cream Cheese, sugar, and to top it off Issacs Special Sauce.
When asked how long it takes to make his world famous " Goopy Grapes" Issac responded,d, On a good day two minutes"
by anonymous January 5, 2024

by kelldog1101 September 29, 2020

Occasional slang for testicles. I can't believe I don't see this definition here yet. There are so many terms for a guy's nuts, and this is just another. If someone refers to a guy's grapes, you know what they mean.
by primaldual March 3, 2024

When you're the character that can beat all fiction, your legs get broken and the one who broke your legs wins the race "fair and square" so he mocks you with a catchy song about how Sour Grapes are the only ones that can beat you, and the fruit of victory and defeat. Then a green goblin man, Santa, Tooth fairy and a sticky man join your enemy to sing you Sour grapes.
by Gubbyurmom September 19, 2025

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 May 22, 2022

An illicit street druge consisting of cocaine, mescaline, blood thinners and mixed with grape flavored kool-aid mix.
by Feligidio November 15, 2018
