Rhodesian Jungle Musket

The act compacting fecal matter into ones urethra via the use of a sounding rod

I think i need to see a doctor, my phallice is swollen twice it’s size after last nights Rhodesian Jungle Musket!

by Fecalmeister January 24, 2025

a Jungle man

A man who likes to dance in the jungle.

Don't be a jungle man, hippie!

by Bandit Heeler April 14, 2024

foo jungle

When your trying to navigate the genital area, and you cannot locate the genitals due tony the copious amounts of public hair, thus making it impossible for any sexual activity south of the border.

I almost scored with Tina last night, but that boo had a foo jungle !

by Taintlover2000 January 31, 2014

rain jungle

Like a rain forest but indoors. If you sit down at a mall bench and there are leaves touching you, you're in a rain jungle.

You are ONE with the rain jungle

by Zwakers August 7, 2024

Jungle juice

What retards call weed or herbs

Oi ya prick get da fuck back with me jungle juice u b b basturds

by Junkysjunkiesbasturd March 12, 2019

Jungle-forest

When you're a monkey and surprised by a "hairy" woman. Some real degenerates uses it like a mating call.

- Geez, she's a real MILF
- I hope i would get lost in her jungle-forest
- Mate... you're awful

by Bookhanka May 5, 2022

jungle sack

1. The state of one's nutsack when they are extremely sweaty, moist, and have past the point of sticking to your leg and now slide freely against the thigh. 2. The condition of one's nutsack when swamp ass has progressed past your taint and engulfed the entire pubic region.

After a long day of tailgating Stilts regretfully announced that his swamp ass was so bad he now had jungle sack!

by mobiusONE October 7, 2010