Atlanta hello

The act of withholding one’s excrement for an extended period of time after which an encounter of anal sex will lead to a forceful and sometime explosive defecation.

I’m really tired of Todd demanding anal sex, so next time I’ll just welcome him with an Atlanta Hello.

by Officer James Lahey May 10, 2024

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Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before

by kristen126 July 28, 2023

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Laois Hello

Pronounced 'Leash', the Laois Hello is a method of greeting a member of the opposing gender in which the aggressor gets the victim in a quasi- forceful headlock and proceeds to unconsensually kiss them on the lips. This technique came to notoriety in the county of Laois, Ireland, hence the title it bears.

"No way boys, I just saw Ryaner give Tiffany the most questionable Laois hello of all time!"

by Humdinger McDaniels February 09, 2024

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The "hello" fee

A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.

Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.

by duckboy416 October 29, 2017

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