Octopuc Coochie

When she orgasms eight times on a hockey puck and then shoves it up the coochie.

Greg: you should've seen last nights game. Stacie pulled a octopuc coochie!

by Stacie. August 29, 2022

coochie juice

a concoction of all things that keep *down there* smelling and tasting good.
equal parts cranberry, pineapple and apple Juice (all unsweetened) with some ice.

Jake just invited me over, time for some of that coochie juice!!

by inurmom.com October 26, 2022

Coochie Goblin

a child that unconsensually ravages the interworkings of a uterus-haver ; an alternative gender neutral word for son or daughter

Person: “I birthed a son last month!”
Other person: “you mean a coochie goblin that ravaged its way out of hell via a small hole, pushing organs and dislocating joints as it pleases?

by emmenotagirl November 28, 2022

Coochie mom

A woman who gives you the most satisfaction sexually. (Lesbians)

“That’s My Coochie Mom”

by RealAl April 27, 2022

River Coochie

A freshwater oyster that sticks itself half out of the ground and flailes it’s coochie like lips from the side of its mouth.

Wow, did you see the river coochies out there ?

by Rcooch13 April 27, 2022

Coochie man

"Coochie Man" also knows as Sam, is a girl who steals your coochie and chants "poosie tight poosie clean poosie fresh" in cursive.

"Have you head of coochie man?"
"The one who stayed on a zoom call with Dallas (mum remix) till 4am?"

by Meowlollol May 1, 2022

Coochie Deprived

When a Man has not had any coochie for a long period of time and his feral instincts begin to return where he becomes angry at even the smallest little thing where he will then commit random acts of violence towards friends, family, and whatever motherfucka is in the vicinity

“Aye that n*** Tony just boxed a fly his ahh mad coochie deprived"

by Captiongod215 May 5, 2022