coochie juice

a concoction of all things that keep *down there* smelling and tasting good.
equal parts cranberry, pineapple and apple Juice (all unsweetened) with some ice.

Jake just invited me over, time for some of that coochie juice!!

by inurmom.com October 26, 2022

blue collar coochie

a term coined to describe unkempt lady-parts as a result of work-life circumstances. unkempt being untrimmed or without pampering. a woman can still be healthy and hygienic while having a case of b.c.c. but let it be understood that she only has it because she doesn’t have enough time for extra self care due to work, school, etc.

(originally heard in a tiktok video by)

“Hey you excited for your date tonight?”

“Girl I’m having a bad case of blue collar coochie... I just worked double overtime, I guess I won’t be going home with anyone...”

by st_adoreu November 30, 2020

Designer Coochie

Designer Coochie is a term for the coochie, vaginie, cooter, when it is that of a MTF trans person. When you get the surgery, you have yourself a designer coochie! whether it be a gucci coochie or a versace ver-boxy, it’s designer!

“Oh my god girl I finally have my designer coochie.”
“did the doctors do her good?”
“oh she’s definitely a designer coochie, leather seats with built in heaters.”
“yes girl!”

by Disgracefxl December 3, 2020

Shaken coochie syndrome

When you fuck a girl so hard she has to have surgery to untwist her organs and physical therapy because she lost feeling in her legs only for her to never fully recover and have to be in a wheelchair for a long ass time.

Larry once gave 20 girls shaken coochie syndrome in one night, he's my idol.

by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020

Big niggas wit tight coochies

Big mother fuckers named Jared and Joshua who are big niggas wit tight coochies

“Aye man, remember those two guys we met in that alley that we fucked?”
“You mean the Big Niggas Wit Tight Coochies?”

by TightPussyMan96024 January 9, 2021

Coochie Smoothie

When you nut in her and it mixes with the pussy juice, it creates a coochie smoothie

John: How did the date go last night?
Jake: It went great! I drinking up that coochie smoothie the whole night!

by Whitest Anglo-Saxon September 16, 2021

coochie water autograph

The joke about signing her autograph implies she released a particularly abundant amount of “coochie water.” It also references a real trick that some women can do, which is writing their name in snow or other substances with their pee — a true show of gender equality.

"coochie water autograph signed Sexxy Red" -Fat Juicy & Wet

by idontevengangbang March 1, 2025