November 11

National slap your fat friend day; this is a day for you to get up and go slap your fat friend!

Jason it’s November 11th! Go slap Frank’s fat ass!

by LoganTheGolfer November 9, 2020

December 11

National Slap a Tyler Day
A day to slap any Tyler that you know and they’re not allowed to hit back

Tyler: Why did you hit me?
Me: It’s December 11! National Slap a Tyler Day!

by brickshoter December 7, 2020

march 11

international “don’t come to somebody’s house empty handed”

- my mom invited me to her house for kugel.

- noice but it’s march 11, you gotta bring mini tomatos there

by thebestdefiniotist March 10, 2021

9/11

An inside job.

"9/11 was an inside job."

by cum in he April 2, 2021

Windows 11

A downgrade of the far superior Windows 10.

Sam: Damn I hate Windows 11, the round corners look so ugly.
Joe: It's trying too hard to be a Chromebook.

by fjolfberg June 16, 2023

5/11

Everyone's talking about 9/11 when 2 planes hit the twin towers in 2001, but no one's talking about 5/11 in 2023 when I filled my boss's car with 100 paper airplanes. What a tragic day it was, sadface.

"Remember 5/11?"
"Yes I do. I still keep finding them in my car sadface."

by Yee33errr00op June 16, 2023

june 11

riley’s birthday bitch and you know he’s finna chief and get high

yo it’s june 11, where’s riley we gotta go let him chief our shit

by shoreline mafia May 25, 2018