Baby’s arm holding an apple

An extremely large penis. A dick that when fully erect can exceed the length of 9 inches and up. The length is not the only impressive feature, but these large penises also have a significant girth that can weigh up to 3/4 pounds when at full blood capacity. Men who are blessed with such a large cock oftentimes are unaware of their impressive appendage and are sometimes surprised to learn that many women are often afraid of its size in their young adulthood because of massive size that can cause insecurity during sexual encounters due to their inability to handle such a gigantic pecker. This special men later find that only a special woman with the right skills of handling an incredible dick without crying about the pain of intercourse or provoking an unattractive gag reflex during fellatio. Women all over the world who are lucky enough to get a special man to be their husbands all understand why their huge dicks are often described as; “like a baby’s arm holding an apple”

“Gurl…. You wouldn’t believe me if I told you how huge Mr. W’s dick is….let’s just say that it’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple”

by milfndenver July 8, 2024

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Baby dust

When a man is so old that when he ejaculates, only dust is emitted.

This old guy paid me for a hummer, but only baby dust shot at climax… it was like eating a pixy stick! At least he still paid me! 20 bucks is 20 bucks!

by Thug wanna July 13, 2024

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Baby Debo

crackbaby that hangs with kids so they can brag about nonsense with no fear of being teased by the neighborhood bullies from their playground years til they hairline reseed so they know how to continue to smile while when they lie with innocence while they run the streets in a car to stare at they parents enabler and vow to be that way or try harder with a street walker like them.

Baby Debo think they got clout cause they don't have to hack a ride at the shopping center no more.

by Kaetag July 15, 2024

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