National touch thug day is a day where your friends who ever can touch your thigh or thighs . On October 4 or the moth of October .
by Bracefxce_jay October 04, 2021
by bigdicric May 11, 2017
On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.
Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!
by Ballsandshit May 06, 2024
To enlighten to polish in you, we encourage you only speak polish November 4. To respect the great culture that polish has and honor your ancestors.
"Dzień dobry panie Lain" (good morning mr lain)
"what are you even saying?"
"To narodowe tylko po polsku!" (its national only speak polish day!)
"ooooh wow soooo cool"
"what are you even saying?"
"To narodowe tylko po polsku!" (its national only speak polish day!)
"ooooh wow soooo cool"
by riddlingriddler November 01, 2021
Licking your homie's ass is aloud on this day without it being gay.
Any year on June 9th, you can go ham on a homie!
Any year on June 9th, you can go ham on a homie!
by UT99Fan July 09, 2021
February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times
by No.1alnino February 11, 2022
national shush day is a a day in which anyone can be shushed especially teachers and people who think they are superior
mrs smith: YOUR NOT ALOUD TO WEAR THAT YOU ASSHOLE
jemima: shush.
mrs smith: WHO ARE YOU ASKING TO SHUSH
jemima: you. its national shush day.
mrs smith: OOPSIES IM SO SORRY I WILL SHUSH NOW
jemima: shush.
mrs smith: WHO ARE YOU ASKING TO SHUSH
jemima: you. its national shush day.
mrs smith: OOPSIES IM SO SORRY I WILL SHUSH NOW
by v4mp1r3t0ad April 24, 2021