The art of taking a domesticated feline, preferably an adult one and putting in a toilet bowl and closing the lid. It is a daunting chore akin to getting a dog into a bathtub. Very tricky, but once you have it down, it is pure joy.
Stacie was tired of that old tabby cat, so she put that cat in a toilet. And when she let it out, it ran out of the house and never came back. Great way to un-ass a stupid cat.
I never noticed how big Katlyn's mouthhole was until she crushed that cinnamon bun. I bet you could stuff your pork sword and your whole coin purse in her maw. It would be a task, like getting a cat in a toilet.
I never noticed how big Katlyn's mouthhole was until she crushed that cinnamon bun. I bet you could stuff your pork sword and your whole coin purse in her maw. It would be a task, like getting a cat in a toilet.
by Karl Hungus February 05, 2023
A half to quarter filled bottle of what appears to be Vodka that was found in a random toilet cubicle. You can't verify its contents 100%, but from the distinct smell of methylated spirits that eminates from the bottle, you feel that the odds may be in your favour, thus deeming the bottle more safe than risky to drink.
Me: "I can't believe I drank the Toilet Vodka last night..."
Friend: "Yeah mate, I was meaning to talk to you about that... You really should get tested for hepatitis."
Friend: "Yeah mate, I was meaning to talk to you about that... You really should get tested for hepatitis."
by RySuki January 13, 2019
When you end up having to shit right when you take your first sip of coffee, and you end up drinking it on the can
by Sarcia26 May 09, 2019
by Plxmyaa December 05, 2020
Person 1: Hey dude, let’s do an upper decker on Creepy Larry’s toilet.
Person 2: Time for some toilet espionage.
Person 2: Time for some toilet espionage.
by Dutch to the Oven May 16, 2018
When you walk into a public restroom and find another male's spunk on the toilet. You are immediately in shock and in need of counseling for your new found PTSD.
"Oooooooooooof there's a toilet oyster"
by DigigenderClown January 14, 2019
by yuoihjol January 25, 2006