The Russian Magician

It is when, during a sexual act, you clap someone’s ears and bust in their eyes, and then using another friend swap positions, and make sure you go outside the window and wave when she gets to come out of her eyes

Example:

oh John cum in me cum in me cum in me

Let’s do the russian

Oh yeah fuck yeah

*starts clapping her ears*

I’m boutta cum

*ejaculates in her eyes*

Hey Sam switch, let’s do The Russian Magician

Ok

*runs outside and in front of the window*

*she opens her eyes for a surprise*

*she turns around and realizes she is getting rough fucked doggy style but Sam*

Ohh yeah fuck me AHHHH

by A Niggardly Person June 12, 2023

Russian Stromboli

When a woman has a yeast infection and a guy eats her pussy anyway.

"I just have my girl a Russian Stromboli."

by Bad Angel September 22, 2019

Russian Waterpark

When the male jizzez in the air while the female gets drenched and makeing cumangles on the floor.

last night was like a russian waterpark.

that sprinkler felt like a russian waterpark.

by TheRandomGuy921 November 11, 2011

Creamy Russian

A cocktail mix of high-quality Russian vodka and semen.

Have you ever tried a creamy russian? I've been told it's not great.

by CoverFireStyx January 28, 2022

russian summersault

when two people are having 69 while rolling like a wheel down the streets of mosco

(in a Russian accent) "brother, the other day I vent to mother Russia capital and saw Yekaterina Putina
performing a Russian summersault"
"only in mother Russia my friend. now lets go drink Russia's nectur. TO THE VODKA!!!!!!!!!"

by jason1234569 May 3, 2018

russian sidewinder

Ratchet alcohol consumption methods. When you pour up 2 shots of vodka (probably the cheap shit) and 1 shot of fireball. Drinking them in the order of vodka, fireball, vodka will be easier than just 3 shots of vodka because the fireball chases the first shot. You can also do 5 or 7 shots instead of just 3 if you're feeling retarded. Guaranteed to get the party started, get you drunk hella fast and make that $11.65 handle of whatever bottom shelf vodka you have go down easy.

I knew I would barf if I tried to drink that crown russe straight and I was trying to black out so I poured 3 Russian sidewinders at the pregame and I'm just glad I woke up with my phone and wallet this morning.

by Anal Intruder 519 October 4, 2017

Screw the Russian

An alcoholic beverage containing Screwball, Kahula and Heavy Whipping Cream. Do not consume more than 2. If more than 2 are consumed expect a PH’uck morning…

I had Juan tooooo many Screw The Russians last night and woke up Fucked up in a wheel barrow full of water with a different pair of skvies on… *Yooper and Wisconsinites only!*

by Bandit1975 August 13, 2022