Russian Waterpark

When the male jizzez in the air while the female gets drenched and makeing cumangles on the floor.

last night was like a russian waterpark.

that sprinkler felt like a russian waterpark.

by TheRandomGuy921 November 11, 2011

The Russian Magician

It is when, during a sexual act, you clap someone’s ears and bust in their eyes, and then using another friend swap positions, and make sure you go outside the window and wave when she gets to come out of her eyes

Example:

oh John cum in me cum in me cum in me

Let’s do the russian

Oh yeah fuck yeah

*starts clapping her ears*

I’m boutta cum

*ejaculates in her eyes*

Hey Sam switch, let’s do The Russian Magician

Ok

*runs outside and in front of the window*

*she opens her eyes for a surprise*

*she turns around and realizes she is getting rough fucked doggy style but Sam*

Ohh yeah fuck me AHHHH

by A Niggardly Person June 12, 2023

Russian Hotdog

The act of using condiment packets as lubricant during the act of sex.

Guy 1: "In prison, there wasn't a good way to have lubricated anal."

Guy 2: "When I was in prison, we did the RUSSIAN HOTDOG every day"

by DoughnutKing47 February 25, 2023

Russian Daddy

Russian Daddy is 17 1/2 feet tall SOFT! Most of that height is in his enormous penis. His balls are so shrunken from the constant sex that they barely exist at all.
Russian Daddy thinks men are girls and because of this believes he is not gay.

Russian Daddy is a semen demon! He will take your butthole even if you keep it tight!

by R. Yan February 15, 2023

The Russian ThankYou

A Russian Thankyou is the act of defecating on a woman's (or mans - its not gay)chest after intercourse.

Woman - "Fuck me harder Viktor!"
Man - "Ive finished THANKYOU"
Woman - "Whats the hell is that bum cigar doing on my chest?!!"
Man - "Thats The Russian ThankYou"

by The Lawnmower Man 2016 February 22, 2023

Russian Torch

When one dips they dick in vodka and lights it on fire and jerks it off.

Joey made a Russian torch on Sarah’s face and now she doesn’t have eyebrows

by Lilboy127 November 17, 2018

russian turnpipe

1.)The realization that when another person says they were hurt, it can't be decided by someone else whether they were.
2.) What happens when you try to think about what would happen when you actually get off your lazy ass and do something with yourself. Not that you'll actually do it, though.
3.) A technique for sex in which someone gets jammed forcefully into a small metal pipe by a Russian dude, effectively killing them. Not actually for sex. Just to kill.

He was an asshole until he had a russian turnpipe.

by Brian Montel July 29, 2017