jonathan

having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.

god, jonathan is so perfect
jonathan is in divine order

by urstepfathersbudussy August 21, 2021

Jonathan

A Jonathan is an ugly whore who has a crush on anyone named sophie.

Jonathan: Oh my god! Is her name sophie? I’d love to bang her 🤪🤪

by shashasha, shashasha December 1, 2021

Jonathan

A boy who wants to become a danish citizen and has to obey his master Simon to collect 100 danish points so he can become a dane.

Wow! what a Jonathan!

by Denmark>Sweden December 18, 2018

Jonathan

jonathan is my ex, i still have so much love for him, when we were together he was so loving but when we broke up he just turned into this evil person that only stays around for a matter of time. This is R.

jonathan is my manipulative gaslighting loving ex.

by remy. C March 23, 2025

Jonathan

Jonathan has busted and plump lips. He also has a big head. Jonathan is sweet and has dry humor. Most Jonathan’s like to skateboard. Jonathan’s tend to be skinny like a skeleton. Lastly, Jonathan is cute and a good friend. Though Jonathan’s will not approach you, you must approach them. Once you become their friend you must maintain that bond.

Jonathan is kind friend.

by Tutter November 26, 2021

Jonathan

A person who is perpetually working, overly employed ("empluzz"), and has no social life.

Don't be such a Jonathan—take a break and enjoy life!

by JonathanRizz April 23, 2025

Jonathan Reyes

Lame

"Damn, Jonathan Reyes is so lame."

by jaimee marie January 5, 2015