Juan

Causing absolute chaos with minor decisions (also not being able to read maps of any kind)

Damn I just really pulled a Juan

by Sasquatch117 March 27, 2025

Juan Zapata

If you ever meet Juan Zapata you are a very lucky person. He is so fun to be around and talk to. He can talk about anything and everything lol. He means a lot to a girl that is 5’1, brown straight hair, and that is very hilarious. The way how Juan Zapata laughs, does his hair, his humor, his kindness, and everything else is perfect. It’s very easy for him to makes friends to lol. Having a Juan Zapata in your life is the best thing to have.

someone: you are so lucky to have a Juan Zapata in your life.

5’1 girl: yes i am.

by IMO love November 4, 2021

San Juan

A tall handsome brown skin usually over 5’7 great kisser, loyal, knows how to treat a female ,wont break your heart ,large dick over 7 inches , will lighten up your day and care for you.

is that San Juan move your girl

by korra mansion September 11, 2020

Juan Ponce Enrile

TL: Masamang damo, taong hindi namamatay. Malaking balimbing rin ayon kay Cory Aquino.

EN: Bad person and an immortal man. A massive turncoat according to Cory Aquino.

TL: Uy tingnan mo, nagka-COVID si Juan Ponce Enrile, pero ayaw ni Satanas na mamatay siya dahil baka mapatalsik siya ni Enrile sa impeyrno

EN: Hey look, Juan Ponce Enrile got COVID, but Satan does not want him to die because he might be overthrown by Enrile in hell.

by Shitsta_sucks July 22, 2022