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Fucktard

This guy is a complete Fucktard to believe his wife isn't cheating on his stupid ass
by Paulee P February 26, 2018
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Fucktard

A person that is basically a fucking idiot with no common sense and does not know how to act right
Please get me away from these fucktards
by irishgurl9808 March 20, 2017
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Fucktard

The person reading this. Usually used as an insult but to you, a simple fact of life. xx
Person a: Hi! Go fuck yourself you inbred scum.

Person b: Would you stop being such a fucktard.
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Fucktard apocalypse

The disintegration of an intelligent society into a bunch of drooling, moronic fuck monkeys that imitate zombies very well, but are distinguishable by their inferiority to the zombies.

Causality of this disease is social media, celebrity worship, political correctness, Simping and just general window licking fucktardness on behalf of at least 90% of the population.
Dave: you seen Matt lately?

Nick: yeah. He's a simpanzee for some E-Thot. Idiot has fallen victim to the Fucktard apocalypse.
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021
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Fucktard

Someone who does SOMETHING/ANYTHING deemed retardedly funny & accepted by the mass society of Heathens & they laugh. BUT when that same someone takes it TOO FAR & noone laughs, but instead says “What in the actual Fuck!?!”
Bruh, did you see that Kanye video of him campaigning!? Lol what he said about Harriet Tubman...fool is black doesn’t even know about the history. That’s not him being Bipolar that’s him being a Fucktard!!
by imreene September 29, 2020
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Fucktard

Fucktard is an insult to people with intellectual disabilities, people we should respect and admire for their resilience and tenacity to navigate this life with ACTUAL physical and mental impedements! The real definition of fucktard is someone that is/was more fucking retarded than the most stupid person on Earth ever and even when they should know better!
Some examples of the most stupid people on Earth ever are: Adolf Hitler (massive fucktard), Saddam Hussein (super fucktard), Kim Jong Il (supreme fucktard) and Robert Mugabe ridiculous fucktard), to name a few!
Last week I went to a stand-up comedy show and the comedian spent the whole time roasting Donald Trump, calling him the World's dumbest Fucktard EVER! I didn't know the word Fucktard previously but when it was explained to me that such a person is of the lowest, worst intellectual / academic capacity ever however / except without any apparent mental damage / affliction, I couldn't stop laughing at how accurate the word was at describing Donald Trump with his apparent fucktardery! hahaha
by FuckHitler! February 12, 2020
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fucktard

Fucktard consists of the two words fuck+retard, which becomes fucktard (duh).
(Mainly used towards teachers)
Teacher: Colton, where's your homework?
Colton: Eh, I was hangry so I ate it.
Teacher: Colton... This is the third time this week! You need to start eating food instead of your homework!
Colton: Hey u listen to me u lil' fucktard! Stfu b4 I fuck u up!
by Lunar_Godess666 November 30, 2015
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