fucktard

Fuck+retard=Fucktard

"You're a fucktard"

by DASPENZ October 27, 2012

Fucktard

Someone who says something so stupidly wierd, wild and untrue that you just can't fathom it or why they are saying it.

When he seriously said I was "watching CSI so I could get ideas on how to kill him", I thought, "Wow, what a fucktard!"

by potreroist June 26, 2012

Fucktard

A person that tires to pull a retarded prank, but fucks it up.

Person 1: Dude I tried to prank my Mom but I fucked up
Person 2: You're such a fucktard

by LennonxxJohanna June 28, 2012

Fucktard

A contraction of Fucking Retard.

You're sitting in my seat , Fucktard !!

by Cabmerlot October 22, 2013

Fucktard

A fucktard is an asshole who cannot show up for work at the same time as everyone else. A Fucktard always seems to bother those of us who could care less if the asshole is here or not.

"I just sat down, now I have to go and wait on that fucktard" "Why can't that fucktard get here when everyone else does?

by Boscoe Once Again March 6, 2012

fucktard

What you call one who has become retarded from too much fucking (in bed) or fucking around (messing with things)

deffinatly a fucktard

by brebrebre4496 February 21, 2011

fucktard

some one who is is fucking retarded. or fucked up

cody: jeez kayla why you such a fucktard?

kayla: i just cant help it sorry cody.

by cwright420 March 8, 2011