Swine flu

An instance where you or someone you know gets wasted and hooks up with a fatty without their knowing, and can't seem to get rid of them

Man 1: Dude, who's this girl that keeps calling you?
Man 2: Don't worry about it; I just got drunk last night and now I've got the swine flu.

by shifter027 June 6, 2010

Dega Flu

after a wekend in talladega extreme diearhea drowzeies and sick ness occur

I was glued to the toilet with Dega flu after the 500 race

by Dega Flu October 14, 2019

Wulfeck Flu

The Wulfeck males are such alpha-males that when they are standing too close to a beta-male, the beta-male will find himself starting to feel ill with almost flu like symptoms.

This is because the Wulfeck aura is attacking the energy field of the beta-male trying to take his life.

Even when a Wulfeck seems innocent, he is not, and is always trying to destroy his enemies.

Oh, shit Noah, do you have the Wulfeck Flu?

by brettsrealdad December 8, 2023

Banks Flu

A cold that makes your voice slightly deeper to the point where you sound like Faze Banks, and you feel the need to tell people repeatedly

(Note: this is very annoying to a Smole Kid

Aidan : guys I sound like Faze Banks.
Quinn: that’s cool, but have you heard that new Lil Pump Album....
Aidan: GUYS I SOUND LIKE FAZE BANKS!!!!!!
Quinn: oh God he’s got the Banks Flu

by Lil Smole August 31, 2018

Flu fu

10/10. Best of the best.loud

“Yo that new Cali Pack is Flu fu.”
“This curry goat is flu fu”

by Mizzy.gb June 8, 2025

friday flu

When you spouse gets sick on Friday so you have to watch the kids all weekend. Usually last two days.

I hope my wife doesn't get Friday Flu again, I want to play golf.

by Herod apyur pupir February 24, 2017

Jew Flu

someone who acts on behalf of the interest of jews, israel or zionists. could be jew, israeli or a zionist themself

donald trump caught the jew flu

by SquirtHoleLoveStains July 8, 2025