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bullshit

(philosophical definition) -

A statement made that is unconcerned with the truth or falsity of a situation.
"This is the best car you'll get ever! "
"That's bullshit."
by jovyne October 2, 2018
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bullshiteer

a master bullshitter who uses manipulation and deception to charm his way into success. while bullshitter carries a decidedly negative and derisive connotation, a bullshiteer is admired, respected, and aspirational. A bullshiteer wields bullshit with the grace of an adept Wushu monk and the obsessive of a swiss watchmaker. While the bullshitter uses crude lies and deception to satisfy base, proletariat urges, the bullshiteer crafts towering tapestries of bullshit in pursuit of his noble, refined aims.
Jealous Cunt: Felix is such a bullshitter, he doesn't do shit at work but the boss loves him because he can 'present' whatever the fuck that means
Wise Cunt: Your jealousy just confirmed that he isn't a bullshitter, he's a bullshiteer, I wish I could be that good, I wouldn't work another day in my life
by evolutionary_biologist10 July 18, 2021
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everything is bullshit

"Hey the sky is blue!"

"Yes, that is an 'everything is bullshit'"
by moment bruh big May 20, 2021
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bullshit gorgeous

A classic Australian expression used to convey how unbelievably gorgeous someone is
Did you see that woman over there? She's bullshit gorgeous!

I know, I can hardly believe it
by SwissCheeseWizard May 18, 2024
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spewing bullshit

man, my college professor wont stop spewing bullshit. this class so useless
Man I'm so bored in this spewing bullshit class; I'm on urban dictionary.
by wowbrothatscrazy February 10, 2025
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Bullshit

by Jared Holley March 29, 2021
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Bullshit

Banvideogames saying they don't harrass people every day
That's bullshit
by Fakermask October 26, 2020
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